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Bill Towndrow - Guest Blogger |
Stopping in Barlasten, which featured the
Wedgewood Museum and showroom, the girls went off to the museum while Bill and
I went to the pub to quench our thirst after a long day of boating. Soon after
we sat down a couple with a beautiful “long-haired” greyhound came in and sat
down with a couple of pints. Bill went up to the dog who was so friendly (The
Pub had a clearly written rule welcoming “Well Behaved Dogs”), and this dog
immediately nuzzled into him to be patted. I also went up and chatted with the
people, but Bill was there for a while discussing dogs, boats and other canal
items as he discovered these folks were also on a boat.
Following a delicious meal of burgers,
Rabbit stew and gnocchi, we wandered back to the boat. Bill started telling
Margaret about a “Really Nice” boat named “Gandolf” back a ways that he wanted her to see, and
while Regis and I went back to the boat, they went walking to see this boat.
It turned out that “Gandolf” was owned by the Greyhound and his
friendly family. Bill loves chatting with people about their boats and when he
and Margaret explained how much they loved the boat they got invited inside for
a tour. The rest of this Blog is being done by a “Guest Blogger” Bill Towndrow
as he describes this beautiful craft.
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Bills New Friend |
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Start with a bare hull, in this case a
“traditional” design which means that starting from aft, there is a low
headroom cabin fitted with a small coal fired cook stove surrounded by pine
cabinetry making use of every cubic inch for function. The stove is important,
not only can you cook and bake with it, it keeps the boatman as s/he steers,
warm during inclement weather. This is a traditional boatman’s cabin and in
days when these were workboats, whole families were raised in this space only a
few feet long.
Forward of this is the engine room. The
engine is much like ours, perhaps a little more powerful.
(Although we heard,
and glimpsed, some beautiful vintage 2 cylinders put-putting away as they
passed.) The difference, as the lady of the boat said was her favourite part,
is that this engine is in it’s own compartment.
You pass by the engine as you pass forward to the main cabin. Above you
is a small two sided skylight called a pigeon box, and two wide doors on the side
to allow venting of engine heat when the radiated heat was not wanted. Whether this heat was directed on board or
vented to the outside, the heat first dried the laundry hanging around the
space. If you spend a week or two in a small floating space, an area to dry
towels and basic laundry items is much appreciated. Also, there would be no
pleasure servicing our engine, located under the plates where the tiller is
located. This engine is low down but fully accessible, just like an engine room
on the largest sea-going ship. And like its larger sea-going sisters, it has a
long propeller shaft and hence the reason for the rear cabin being less than 6’
high.
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Where in England is this? |
Also, decorating all these spaces, the lady
of the boat painted traditional castles and roses, all beautifully executed.
But it gets better… Moving forward from the engine compartment
you enter a galley and saloon that is bright, spacious and airy. Every piece of wood, real wood, not laminate
panels, was crafted and fitted by the man of the boat with help from her
ladyship. All painted in cream, with the area below the gunnels paneled in
varnished pine, it felt like a cozy palace. I know that’s an oxymoron but it
felt warm and inviting as well as spacious. Fitted with a new technology diesel
cooktop and stove, a diesel space heater, a dining table for 4 that still
allowed someone by, wooden floors and even a well-equipped spice rack. Oh, and before I forget, two very comfy
armchairs and ottoman. This is a space you can live in.
And the traditional paintings of castles,
etc, definitely took on a Tolkien-like fantasy as the artist herself, this lady
of the boat, expressed her artistic license. The dragon “Smaug” even graced the
inside of the forward saloon doors. Outside, on the bow, was “Gandalf” in
Middle Earth script, in case you missed his name painted on the side.
You can have your glamorous, “bespoke”,
boat. Give me this hand crafted, personalized work of design and art. When you
enter a space and immediately relax, it is a compliment to the craftsmen - this
husband and wife team who bought the bare hull, spent 2 weeks camping on it
bringing it home, then spent 3 years creating what is truly unique, truly
individual.
And the “port” of registry – Splatt Bridge,
(love the British place names) where they keep their house, Middle Earth. So
the question is: is Splatt Bridge a portal to Middle Earth? Because while she
convinced me Splatt Bridge is real in our world, she never claimed Middle Earth
was.