The library was closing in 15 minutes, so I decided to quickly pick out a book to take home with me. I was sort of leaning towards a good mystery story. I spent a few minutes looking through the mysteries but could not find anything that really interested me, so I wandered around some other aisles, to see if I could find anything I might like to read.
The romance section was crowded with teenagers giggling about the titles, but I really did not expect to find anything there.
I spent a few minutes in the non-fiction area but then noticed a table with a display of local authors. There I found a book on local history that I thought might be interesting, but then noticed the author’s name. OMG, I went to school with her, she was such a lame student.
Time was running out when I noticed that there was a cookbook section and a quick search revealed a book on “Mysterious cooking” featuring recipes that appeared in famous mystery stories. Perfect, I could be eating what Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot ate. This was a great choice, I picked the book up and carried it to the check out computer.
I scanned the back cover on the automated check-out system and got a message that the book was not in the library. Obviously a mistake, so I went to the actual librarian, who also got the same message. Looking confused, she went to her computer and typed the title in.
“Well this is a mystery, I’m sorry, I don’t know what is wrong. The computer says this book is signed out by some unknown patron who doesn’t even seem to be in the system as having a library card. I’ll have to do it by hand since this book is obviously actually here.”
Perfect, I did say I wanted a good mystery.

